Show Me Your Bloobers and I'll Show You My Pole Christmas Sweatshirt
Reel in some laughs with this cheeky flirty Christmas themed sweatshirt! Perfect for those who love adult humor and playful banter, it’s the ultimate catch for your holiday wardrobe. Hook, line, and definitely no sinkers here!
Sweatshirt Description:
• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Soft hand-feel
• High definition printing colors
• Design will never peel, flake or crack
• Two-way stretch fabric
Production and Shipping Times:
Because it’s handmade for you, these sweatshirts require 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day’s batch for manufacturing.
Estimated shipping times are 10-18 days depending on your location.
| Inches | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Front length (from H.P.S.) | 25½ | 27 | 28½ | 29½ | 30½ | 31¼ | 32 | 32¾ |
| 1/2 Chest | 19½ | 21 | 22½ | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| Sleeve Length | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 30½ | 31 |
| Centimeters | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Front length (from H.P.S.) | 64.8 | 68.6 | 72.4 | 74.9 | 77.5 | 79.4 | 81.3 | 83.1 |
| 1/2 Chest | 49.5 | 53.5 | 57.1 | 60.9 | 63.5 | 66 | 68.5 | 71 |
| Sleeve Length | 63.5 | 66 | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.6 | 76.2 | 77.5 | 78.7 |